1. Stop wearing bag hats. Unless you have dreads. Then get a haircut.
2. Stop taping performance art and calling it video art. Hipster.
3. Stop letting your dog poop on the sidewalk and then leaving it.
4. Stop not showering. That means takes a shower. This isn't the 1600s.
5. Stop balking at people when they don't know about your favorite something something.
6. Stop, collaborate and listen.
7. Stop making half-assed attempts at art and then boasting about them. We all know you stopped after an hour and the thought process was started 15 minutes before that.
8. Stop dressing "wacky" or "unique" or "different". You're just getting closer and closer to boffing club.
9. Stop making Youtube comments about religion. I mean, seriously. Write a book if you care so much.
10. Stop with the dietary restrictions and your foisting of them on unsuspecting restaurants. If you want to eat sand, go to the beach.
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