28.8.09

Why is moving so tedious?

I'm talking about both:

Relocating residences.

&

Getting off my ass.

16.8.09

An Open Letter

Dear People Outside My Window at 1:21AM:

I am now old. I have passed into the 24-29 age bracket. Chances are, you are also in this bracket or past it since you have money to run around screaming while I am insomniated. I cherish your company, I really do. The fact remains, however, that I only have tubes of instant Nescafe, and you are on uppers. We cannot and do not see eye to eye. I am impressed and concerned by your vocabulary usage, as well as your street-racing. There is a stop sign at both ends of this block. You cannot get far. I'm not sure if you live in the building across the street, but if you do, please go into said building to do your dirty work. Otherwise, kindly cross onto or into your bridge and/or tunnel to make a swift exit from this urban realm. The night is through and I bid you a fair tomorrow.

Regards,

INTERNET.com

P.S.: Just shut up now.